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I varje rättsfall så presenteras frågan till domstol av en åklagare som sedan kan ställa frågor till vittnen eller den tilltalade. Här följer några händelser från verkligheten(?) som ger ett gott skratt.

ATTORNEY:  Now doctor isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
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ATTORNEY:   Were  you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS:     Would you repeat the  question?
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ATTORNEY:    She had three children,  right?
WITNESS:     Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were  boys?
WITNESS:    None..
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
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ATTORNEY:    How  was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS:     By  death.
ATTORNEY:    And by whose death was it  terminated?
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ATTORNEY:    Can you describe the  individual?
WITNESS:     He was about medium height and had   a beard.
ATTORNEY:    Was  this a male or a  female?
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ATTORNEY:   Do you recall the time that you examined  the body?
WITNESS:    The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY:   And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS:     No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY:   Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS:    No.
ATTORNEY:   Did  you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS:    No.
ATTORNEY:   Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS:    No.
ATTORNEY:   So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS:    No.
ATTORNEY:   How can you be so sure,  Doctor?
WITNESS:    Because his brain was sitting on my  desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY:   But could the patient have still been  alive, never the less?
WITNESS:    Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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